The Ruigustretzis

THE RUIGUZTRETZIS ARE IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD

A new family has arrived to buy all the ruined houses, evict the elderly and sell muffins. Rent is up. Criminals are in the run. Food is gone. Walls are stupidly blank. Everything is getting sanitised and sold to someone cleaner than you.
THEY PREY ON YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE.
Also, she has four arms and  he's got a shoulder retro機関銃. You better shoot first.

This spread for Cy_Borg contains two NPCs to eliminate before they gentrify your home, and a bullshit table generator for nonsense corp speech (in the original spanish I cut up this stuff from). Submitted to New Times, Dumbass.

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